That`s Disgusting

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    Santa observed a sign in the window of a restaurant that read "Unique Breakfast" so he walked in and sat down. The waitress brought him his coffee and asked him what he wanted.
    Santa: "What`s your `Unique Breakfast?`"
    Waitress"Baked tongue of chicken."
    Santa: "Baked tongue of chicken?... Do you have any idea how disgusting that is? I would never even consider eating anything that came out of a chicken`s mouth!"
    Undaunted, the waitress asked, "What would you like then?"
    "Just bring me scrambled eggs," the man replied.
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